I never forget a face
But in your case I'll make an exception

Don't look out of the window
People will think that it's Halloween

You've a face like a million dollars
All green and wrinkled

I've kept my youthful complexion
Yes, so I see, all spotty

Haven't I seen you on TV
Well yes I do appear off and on, how do you like me ?
Off

Do you think that I'll lose my looks when I get older
With luck, yes

My husband always carries my photo in his pocket. It once saved his live when a mugger tried to stab him.
Of course, your face would stop anything

I've just come back from the beauty parlor.
What a pity it was closed

A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others

He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe