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Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Frank Lopez: Rule number one: don't underestimate the other guy's greed. Rule number two: don't get high on your own supply.

M.C. at Babylon Club: Another great night here at the Babylon, right? Okay. All right! Do another gram, you'll all be babblin' on.

Tony Montana: I'm Tony Montana. You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best.

Tony Montana: I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.

Frank Lopez: You thought Omar was a stoolie because Sosa said so? You bought that line!

Bernstein: Every day above ground is a good day.

Tony Montana: You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend.

Tony Montana: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

Tony Montana: Make way for the bad guy.

Tony Montana: Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits!

Elvira: Don't toot your horn honey, you're not that good.

Tony Montana: Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!

U.S. Officer: What about homosexuality, Tony? You like men, huh? You like to dress up like a woman?
Tony Montana: What the fuck is wrong with this guy, man, are you kidding me or what
U.S. Officer: Just answer the questions, Tony
Tony Montana: OK, no! OK? Fuck, no!

Alejandro Sosa: I only tell you once, Tony. Don't fuck me. Don't you ever try to fuck me.
Tony Montana: Listen, I never fucked over anybody in my life who never have it coming to them. You got me? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. You understand?

Tony Montana: I have never fucked over anybody in my life. All I have in this country is my balls and my word and I don't break for NO ONE. You understand?

Tony Montana: You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked!

Tony Montana: This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked.

Tony Montana: What are you lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what'll that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth... even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.

Immigration Officer: Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy, eatin' pussy?
Tony Montana: How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy?

Tony Montana: Me, I want what's coming to me.
Manny: Oh, well what's coming to you?
Tony Montana: The world, chico, and everything in it.

Omar: Watch my back.
Tony Montana: Better than your front, lemme tell you. Much easier to watch.

Alejandro Sosa: I only tell you once. Don't fuck me, Tony. Don't you ever try to fuck me.

Alejandro Sosa: Alberto is an expert in the disposal business.

Elvira: Can't you stop saying fuck all the time?

Tony Montana: You've got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year.
Elvira: Hey Jose. Who, why, when and how I fuck is none of your business, okay?

Tony Montana: I got ears, ya know. I hear things.
Frank Lopez: Yeah? What do you hear about Echevierra and the Diaz brothers? What about them? What about Casper Gomez? What is he gonna do when you start moving 2000 keys?
Tony Montana: Fuck Casper Gomez! And fuck the fuckin Diaz brothers! Fuck 'em all! I bury those coachroaches!

Immigration officer: What do you call yourself?
Tony Montana: Tony Montana. What do *you* call yourself?

[after Tony gave her a big wad of money]
Mama Montana: Who did you kill for this?

Tony Montana: You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.

Tony Montana: Here pelican, pelican, pelican...

Gina Montana: I like Fernando, he's a fun guy and he's nice... and he knows how to treat a woman.
Manny: [laughing] Knows how to treat a woman? By taking you to the toilet to make out?

Tony Montana: [Pulls out gun] Say hello to my little friend!!!

Tony Montana: Dat's because ju gotcha head stuck in jo cooter!

Tony Montana: You think you can fuckin' take me? You'll need a Fucking army if you think you're gonna take me!

Mama Montana: [to her son Tony] You know, all we read about in the papers today are animals like you and the killings. It's Cubans like you who are giving a bad name to our people. People who come here to work hard and make an honest living for themselves.

Tony Montana: Your womb is so polluted.

Tony Montana: [Speaking of Elvira] Look at dat. A Junkie. I got a fuckin' junkie for a wife, mein! Eats nothin', sleeps all day, wit dem black shades on. She wakes up with a cualo, and who won't fuck me, cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid with her mein. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fuckin little baby with her!

Tony Montana: [Speakin to Manny, of himself] Your 50. You got a bag for a belly. You got tits, that need a bra, they got hair on 'em. You got a liver, with spots all over it, and your eatin' dis fuckin' shit and lookin' like these fuckin' rich mummies.

[About the Cuban refugees]
Fidel Castro: They are unwilling to adopt the spirit of the Revolution, and we do not want them! We do not want them!

Tony Montana: You die, Motherfucker! Look at you now, you piece of shit.

Manny: BITCH! LESBIAN!

Alejandro Sosa: Tony what happened?
Tony Montana: Aww, Alex, we had some problems you know, your man he wouldn't listen to me so I had to cancel his fu**ing contract.

Tony Montana: You wanna waste my time, OK? You wanna play rough?

Tony Montana: I kill for fun.

Tony Montana: Manny, Shoot that piece of shit!

Tony Montana: I got ears, you know? I hear things.

Tony Montana: [yelling] Fuck Gasper Gomez and fuck the fuckin' Diaz Brothers! Fuck 'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!! What do they ever do for us?

Tony Montana: NOW you're talking to me, Baby.
Elvira: Don't call me "Baby". I'm not your "Baby".

Tony Montana: I didn't come to the United States to break my fucking back.

Tony Montana: Hey baby what is your problem? Huh, you got a problem? You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you got a look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year!

Tony Montana: Now you're talking to me baby! That I like! Keep it coming!

Tony Montana: Another Quaalude and she'll be mine again