Pardon me, but I am writing a phone book - can I have your number?

Do you have a boyfriend? Well when you want a MAN-friend, come and talk to me!

Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

I couldn't help myself. They were so big and round and beautiful, I just had to touch them! Then she started screaming "MY EYES!, MY EYES!" and ruined the mood.

Those are some nice jeans you have on. Ya think I cant talk you out of them?

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.