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How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
Why is that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes--why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Who will protect the public when the police violate the law?--Ramsey Clark
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