You know, there are lots of morons out there. When one of them opens their mouth to say something, it's either really annoying, or even more funny. Here are some of the more humorous ones. Enjoy!

"The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others."
"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another."

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush, US President

"Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand."

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"


"Please provide the date of your death."


"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."

"We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover."


"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."

"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."


"Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it."
-Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad at a restaurant

"We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally."

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
-Ivana Trump, upon finishing her first novel

"I've read about foreign policy and studied -- I know the number of continents."


"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."


"We are ready for an unforseen event that may or may not occur."


"Potatoe"

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."


"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."


"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."


"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."


"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."

"The loss of life will be irreplaceable."
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."